B.T. Brady

Created by Barbara Avedon, Barbara Corday, Barney Rozenweig, Terry Louise Fisher, Steve Brown, Clifford Hoelscher and Jean Hoelscher

“Just like in a Dick Powell movie, a gigantic black hole opened up at my feet and I dived right in…”
— B.T. Brady, in voiceover

How many people does it take to write one of these things, anyway?

In This Girl for Hire, a fluffy 1983 pilot for a proposed TV series which features cutie patootie Bess Armstrong as a private eye, there are seven (count ’em, SEVEN!) writers listed on IMDB.

Seven writers? It sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.

But it works. Sorta.

B.T. BRADY is the smart ass Los Angeles dick with a serious jones for old detective movies, to the point where she dresses like a Bogart impersonator, right down to the fedora, trench coat and snub nose .38. She even has a bimbo secretary (male). Naturally, she also has the snappy patter down pat. Yeah, confidence may be misplaced, given that she’s not always that good and not always that smart, but she is entertaining to watch.

AND she is undeniably cute in a kid sister kinda way, which makes her attempts to vamp it up all the more amusing.

Or cringe-worthy, depending on your mood. Or your kid sister.

She’s hired to look into the murder of a particularly obnoxious mystery writer (Jose Ferrer), which opens the door to a gentle lampooning of several other mystery writers who are also suspects, including  an Agatha Christie type (played by Hermione Baddeley), a Mickey Spillane type and a Leslie Charteris type (Roddy McDowall). Also on hand to are ace shamus signifiers Howard Duff (radio’s Sam spade) and Elisha Cook Jr.

The wisecracks are actually worth the effort, Bess Armstrong is surprisingly good as the P.I. (including the voice-over narration), and a couple of well-placed shout-outs suggest that least one of the seven dwarves knew their way around the shamus game. It helps that running interference in B.T.’s life is her over-the-top mother Zandra, a former B-actress (Celeste Holm) and her boyfriend, Wolfe, who just happens to run a Hollywood memorabilia shop. Just to complement things, B.T.’s boyfriend, Phil (Cliff DeYoung), is a cop. Even Ray Walston (everyone’s favourite Martian) pops up.

Meet this film halfway.

HEY! WAIT A MINUTE!

  • Was this a rip-off of the similarly titled Honey West novel? Except for the actual plot, the characters, setting, and the name are all pretty familiar to anyone who’s read This Girl For Hire by G. G. Fickling. David L. Vineyard and the crew at Mystery*File bat that sucker around.

THE EVIDENCE

  • Wolfe Macready: Your mother doesn’t want you doing anything dangerous…
    B.T. Brady: It’s a manuscript. I have to deliver it to a producer.
    Wolfe Macready: Oh, well, I guess that’s ok. They only stab you in the back if you’re in the business.

TELEVISION

  • THIS GIRL FOR HIRE Watch it now!
    (1983, CBS)
    Original air date: November 1, 1983
    Story by Barbara Avedon, Barbara Corday, Barney Rozenweig
    Teleplay by Terry Louise Fisher, Steve Brown
    Characters by Clifford Hoelscher, Jean Hoelscher
    Directed by Jerry Jameson
    Starring Bess Armstrong B.T. BRADY
    Also starring Celeste Holm, Cliff De Young, Hermione Baddeley, Scott Brady, Howard Duff, José Ferrer, Beverly Garland, Roddy McDowall, Percy Rodrigues, Ray Walston, Elisha Cook Jr.
Respectfully submitted by Kevin Burton Smith. Thanks to Jeff Schofield for rattling my cage.

3 thoughts on “B.T. Brady

  1. Elisha Cook Jr is in this? He’s was doing pretty good TV-wise in this time frame. He was Icepick on Magnum, PI around this time too. Always amazes me when I see him pop up in these 80’s show to think “You were in the friggin Maltese Falcon!”

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